Waukesha High School
Class of 1955
Our High School is now the
"Les Paul Middle School".
ORANGE PEEL GAZETTE
A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25 cents each -- three for a dollar."
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"
"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."
There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks short of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel.
To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Junior said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"
Has Spring really come to where you live? Back on April 16 Sturgeon Bay got
over 30 inches of snow and Green Bay got 27.3 inches. They probably still
have some on the ground.
I have sent out the notice about the 2018 Reunion. Really hope you can come, Send me
your okay and put it on your calendar.
I have put in some new photos, check them out. Click on "Photo Album"
If you have an interesting Problem, send it to me.
Check the birthdays. If you aren't there and should be, tell me.
" National Foster Care Day | First Tuesday in May *
" May Day
" Law Day
" National Loyalty Day
" National Chocolate Parfait Day
" National Mother Goose Day
" Silver Star Service Banner Day
" School Principals' Day
Send info to George